Day 96 -- Chocolate Milk

If given the choice between solid food and chocolate milk, my children would never take a bite again. They'd have it pumped in intravenously if they could. They'll choose it over anything else. It's become almost funny.

Maddie will try to bargain, she'll say, "I'll eat one hot dog, then have one chocolate milk, then some potato chips, then another chocolate milk, then some strawberries and then another chocolate milk. That way I'm getting good food in between the milk, right? That's a good compromise."

I'm looking into juvenile training for professional lobbyists -- sound like a good career choice?